What is Your Favorite Funny Quote?

Yesterday as I was walking on a treadmill at the gym, reassuring myself that I would feel great after I was done, when I saw a guy wearing a bright orange t-shirt. The slogan on the t-shirt said “Procrastinators: Leaders Of Tomorrow!” When I read it I could not stop laughing, which was challenging as I was trying to keep the same walking pace and not fall off the treadmill.

I am guessing the guy’s initial plan was to persuade everyone to take it easy and relax instead of sweating it out on the exercise machines. But in any case he got a whole bunch of smiles from everyone who saw him.

For me this great little quote was a reminder of how important it is to bring fun into everything you do.

Sometimes if I feel stressed out or upset I put all my work aside and spend 10-20 minutes reading funny quotes of famous people.

Do you have your favorite funny quote(s) that makes you laugh every time you read it? Or maybe your child or your friend said something really funny the other day? What is it?

Share your little funny quotes and stories with the rest of the world! And let’s make this a mood improvement page!

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http://www.facebook.com Azer Majeed

"If u don succeed…cheat,repeat untill caught..and then lie"
http://www.facebook.com Azer Majeed

"If u don succeed…cheat,repeat untill caught..and then lie"
Diana Lane

1) “Old age is God’s way of making death look good” Sharon Parvizi
2) “Is life too short to be taking shit, or is life to short to be minding it?” Anne Lamott
Diana Lane

1) “Old age is God’s way of making death look good” Sharon Parvizi
2) “Is life too short to be taking shit, or is life to short to be minding it?” Anne Lamott
http://www.facebook.com Eche Thankson

where achievable goal is not achieved, then criminality or deviance become inevitable.
http://www.facebook.com Eche Thankson

where achievable goal is not achieved, then criminality or deviance become inevitable.
http://www.facebook.com Marylou Sanchez

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?
http://www.facebook.com Marylou Sanchez

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?
http://www.facebook.com Lou Sanchez

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?
http://www.facebook.com Lou Sanchez

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?
http://www.facebook.com Ana Beltran P

"Wisdom is knowing I am nothing, love is knowing I am everything, and between the two my life moves" Lao Tzu
http://www.facebook.com Ana Beltran P

"Wisdom is knowing I am nothing, love is knowing I am everything, and between the two my life moves" Lao Tzu
Brendan

“Why am I never fully prepared for the totally unexpected”!!
Brendan

“Why am I never fully prepared for the totally unexpected”!!
Paul

5 out of 4 people can’t do fractions
Paul

5 out of 4 people can’t do fractions
Siddig Ali

Yes, I remember one saying/proverb ” If you couldn’t control it, make it bigger “. the translation might be not perfect. This means that, if you faced a problem (such as a hole), and trid to solve it (to close it), unfortunately, you could; so, make it more harder and harder ( bigger and bigger).
I believe this is the way of a lazy and short-patience individual. We have to keep trying more and more times til getting the proper solution to the problem whatever it is.
Siddig Ali

Yes, I remember one saying/proverb ” If you couldn’t control it, make it bigger “. the translation might be not perfect. This means that, if you faced a problem (such as a hole), and trid to solve it (to close it), unfortunately, you could; so, make it more harder and harder ( bigger and bigger).
I believe this is the way of a lazy and short-patience individual. We have to keep trying more and more times til getting the proper solution to the problem whatever it is.
Arina

Diana, old age quote is hilarious!
Arina

Diana, old age quote is hilarious!
Arina

I should have asked you sooner! I will definitely come back here for some inspiration and fast mood improvement!
Arina

I should have asked you sooner! I will definitely come back here for some inspiration and fast mood improvement!
Ian R

Making predictions is dangerous..especially when the future is concerned.

If you always look before you leap you will end up always standing on 1 leg.
Ian R

Making predictions is dangerous..especially when the future is concerned.

If you always look before you leap you will end up always standing on 1 leg.
Bill

42.7% of Statistics are made up on the spot.
Bill

42.7% of Statistics are made up on the spot.
Mike

Exercise: Ask your doctor if getting of your ass is right for you…
Mike

Exercise: Ask your doctor if getting of your ass is right for you…
Stacy

That which wears on your nerves, polishes your soul
Stacy

That which wears on your nerves, polishes your soul
Wayne Hill

It is only the 99.5% of lawyers that give the rest a bad name.
Wayne Hill

It is only the 99.5% of lawyers that give the rest a bad name.
eman

selfish person: who burns your house to boil an egg.
eman

Talkative person: whom when u ask him , what time is it ?, he explains to you how the watch was invented !
eman

A lie can travel the world in no time, while the truth is still wearing its shoes !
eman

Age is matter over mind. ! so if you don’t mind, it doens’t matter. Age=matter/mind.
Arina

Mike, I love this exercise! Not so much what is probably coming afterwords…
Arina

Mike, I love this exercise! Not so much what is probably coming afterwords…
Arina

That is a great quote, Stacy. I will definitely use it for my Quote of the Day!
Arina

That is a great quote, Stacy. I will definitely use it for my Quote of the Day!
Arina

I agree, Wayne, lawyers are not all bad. I personally know 2 that make part of 0.05%.
Arina

I agree, Wayne, lawyers are not all bad. I personally know 2 that make part of 0.05%.
Pooja

empty vessels make much noise!
Pooja

empty vessels make much noise!
Pooja

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
Pooja

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
Pooja

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Pooja

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
anita

life must be understood backwards but must be live forward
anita

life must be understood backwards but must be live forward
selvarani

smile to every body, when you still have teeth.
selvarani

smile to every body, when you still have teeth.
Arina

Great quotes, Pooja! Next time I go to the doctor’s office, I will definitely pay attention to the state of his plants.
Arina

Great quotes, Pooja! Next time I go to the doctor’s office, I will definitely pay attention to the state of his plants.
Arina

Thank you for the quote, Selvarani. I’d say smile to everybody even if you don’t have teeth.
Arina

Thank you for the quote, Selvarani. I’d say smile to everybody even if you don’t have teeth.
adri

Life is too short to dance with ugly men!
adri

Life is too short to dance with ugly men!
http://www.facebook.com Ilishebo Michael

Why practice when you have just done it?There is no better practice than to just do it.
http://www.facebook.com Ilishebo Michael

Why practice when you have just done it?There is no better practice than to just do it.
http://www.thebiblesays.com Martin

Every so often men will stumble upon the truth, most of them will pick themselves up, dust themselves off, and go on as if nothing ever happened. ~Winston Churchill
http://www.thebiblesays.com Martin

Every so often men will stumble upon the truth, most of them will pick themselves up, dust themselves off, and go on as if nothing ever happened. ~Winston Churchill
http://www.thebiblesays.com Martin

Winston Churchill in response to Lady Astor telling him that he was drunk… “And you madam are ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober.”
http://www.thebiblesays.com Martin

Winston Churchill in response to Lady Astor telling him that he was drunk… “And you madam are ugly, but tomorrow I will be sober.”
justin

Nothing is Impossible!!!
justin

Nothing is Impossible!!!
anita

the most rich assest u need to have is to smile
anita

the most rich assest u need to have is to smile
Arina

Wonderful quotes from Winston Churchill (poor lady Astor, though. She didn’t see it coming)! Thank you, Martin!
Arina

Wonderful quotes from Winston Churchill (poor lady Astor, though. She didn’t see it coming)! Thank you, Martin!
Clinton

I remember the day this came out of my mouth. I was trying to make a friend feel better and I told him that “As far as I was concerned, your only crazy when you cannot hide it any longer for the public at large”.
Clinton

I remember the day this came out of my mouth. I was trying to make a friend feel better and I told him that “As far as I was concerned, your only crazy when you cannot hide it any longer for the public at large”.
Clinton

Never ever follow a horse act!
Clinton

Never ever follow a horse act!
Buchi

A journey of a thousand mile begins with a step…
Buchi

A journey of a thousand mile begins with a step…